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Things on the Internet

Kitty Pryde kind of has her shit together

Kitty Pryde got slightly internet famous for a couple songs that were more interesting than they were actually good. That’s not to say they were bad. They we’re just interesting. Like, “Oh yeah, teens who grew up on the internet during the ’00s got a whole lot of weird influences and can make shit really easily.” Unlike another white female, child of the 00′s/the internet rapper who got famous on pure surprise value, though, Kitty actually seems self-aware. Today, FADER has her guide to living with her parents, which makes her seem like a sensible 19-year-old. If we all could have been so lucky.

Things on the Internet

Who you used to be: a few digital ways to look back at your life

My recent trip to Europe inspired all sorts of romantic notions about literary Europe in my imagination. Besides walking around with a notebook (that I primarily used for writing down restaurants I wanted to try) and experimenting with wearing a beret (a failed experiment, I might add), I also decided to read or re-read some of the great literary works about Americans in Europe. So, onto my kindle, I downloaded Joshua, Then and Now (technically about a Canadian in Europe, and not well known by American audiences), A Moveable Feast, Tropic of Cancer and The Sun Also Rises. I read none of them during the trip. I dunno. Reading old books is hard for me. I stuck to modern, critically acclaimed novels (The Art of Fielding) and celebrity biographies (Born Standing Up). Since returning, though, I did go back into the my kindle library and re-read The Sun Also Rises, a novel I first read while I took a high-level Hemingway English class in college.

I remembered my general impression of the book when I read it in college, and it’s still held; the use of language is great, the descriptions of Paris and Spain are evocative/romantic, and the characters are all entitled jerks/anti-Semites. What also stuck me, as I was thinking back, was that I could remember almost nothing about the class I took in college. I couldn’t remember who taught it, how big it was or what I’d written/thought about during the class. Granted, this was seven or eight years ago, an era of my life when I smoked copious amounts of pot, but still. I knew I took a class on Hemingway and I knew that I really enjoyed it, but I no longer knew why. And that’s why, a couple nights ago, as I was in the midst of reading, I put the kindle down got onto my my alma mater’s website to do some investigating.

#1: Look at your old college transcript

It only took a few tries to recreate my university login and my password, and I was in. Turns out I was an ok, but not phenomenal student. B average, with a handful of As, and a couple Cs, in classes where I couldn’t get by on my creativity and ability to bullshit alone. Also, I don’t remember very many of these classes at all, though the ones where I did better, I’m more likely to remember at least a bit about the professor and what I learned, and maybe which pretty girls from college were also in the class. That’s just how my brain works.

But examining the transcript, which only had course numbers and official titles, I couldn’t figure which class was my Hemingway seminar. I started to wonder if I even actually took the class I remembered, or if I’d just read Hemingway on my own and somehow imagined I’d taken a class on it. Despite my flakey memory, though, that seemed unlikely. There were a couple course titles that could have been the Hemingway course. “ENGL 408: The 20th Century”, taken winter semester 2004, and “ENGL 345: Literature and Society”, taken fall sememester 2003, both seemed like likely candidates. But a couple Google searches with those course titles in quotations didn’t reveal anything except what those classes were for the upcoming 2012-13, which, while interesting, but doesn’t help me reconstruct my past. Then I had another idea.

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Things I thought about while reading this “house-hunting” piece

Are you ever procrastinating enough on the internet that you’ll find yourself reading the real estate articles on the New York Times? Really? No? Ok, well, let me just say that it’s an especially useless bit of time management especially if you’re not in the market for real estate AND you don’t even live in New York, so knowing about the market there will only take up space in your brain that could be used for remembering state capitals and how to do algebra (some day, your kid will probably want you to tell them how to do their algebra homework and you’ll only be able to tell them what a brownstone in Park Slope goes for). Anyways, I got caught up in this 1200 word piece about 34-year-old pharmaceutical marketer Claudia Beqaj’s hunt for a place to live in Manhattan.

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