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Dispiriting yet strangely inspiring quote of the day

“You’re circling failure in a rapidly decaying orbit. That’s the reality as we talk now. But you can change that. It’s in your power to change that. Yes, you’ll have to work hard, you’ll have to do things you haven’t done before and still your chances are very slim. But still, you can change it.”

-Garry Marshall’s “Chairman of CBS character” to Louis CK’s “Louis CK” character in the first episode of Louie‘s three episode “Late Show” arc. I thought the three-part arc was pretty great. Nicole thought it was whatever. Either way, hearing Garry Marshall say this to Louie, was goosebump-ey. You can watch the whole scene here.

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Bonus quote of the day

“The obstacle course and attacks from fellow competitors would teach them that life is hard and that especially when money is involved, people can be cruel. And fighting for a seat only to find that your chair is worth $200, while the guy next to you randomly sat on one worth $10,000 — that would teach youngsters that life is often unfair and inexplicable. Educational television at its finest.”

- from a review of the TOTALLY EXTREME TV version of musical chairs, ‘Oh Sit’! I guess Jamie Kennedy is still around, which doesn’t make me feel anything at all.

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Quote of the day

“It probably sounds really fucking pretentious, but I think that people’s inability to distinguish between “need” and “want” is a very real problem. And I don’t ever want to be the guy cluttering my apartment with a lot of garbage that makes me happy for only a few days until the next thing comes along. I’ve read all those studies about money and happiness and every one I’ve read says that spending on experiential things rather than material things is the best way to get joy from money, so I try to do that with the money I save.”

- West Coast Gawker Editor Cord Jefferson on why he doesn’t spend money on stuff

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Quote (about politics) of the day

“I just wish we weren’t debating gay marriage in the parking lot of a fast-food joint. If we’re going to debate gay marriage at Chick-fil-A, then the results should count. Like, if we can boycott Chick-fil-A enough that it closes, then gay marriage should be legal.”

From Esquire’s Q+A with Comedian W. Kamau Bell. That’s pretty much the last thing anyone should ever say about Chik-fil-A on the internet.

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Quote of the day

“They don’t make adult movies anymore. Go to a multiplex. If Sydney Pollack was around today, he’d be directing episodes of ‘True Blood.’”

-Chris Rock, in a Q+A with the Times about how he picks projects.

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Quote of the day

“Being an adult basically means being able to say, “Why don’t we just stay in and make dinner and maybe even save some money?” and not (always) look at your place as a set for fingerbanging.”

- From the VICE Guide to Adulthood, an excellent article which basically amounts to a long form, profanity-laced admonition to not be a fucking idiot all the time. (H/T Nicole)

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Quote of the day

“When I go on dates, I am a total proponent of the guy paying for the first two dates. I’ll pay for the third, but the first two he better pay for–birth control is expensive and makes my tits hurts. You think dinner is expensive? Plan B is expensive. Fuck you.”

- Awesomely pragmatic quote from awesomely pragmatic freelance writer Natasha Vargas-Cooper on paying for dates, from this Q&A in the Billfold.

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Quote of the day

“To me, young has no meaning- something you can do nothing about, nothing at all. But youth is a quality and if you have it, you never lose it.”

-Frank Lloyd Wright, spotted here.

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Quote of the day

Believe that. In the end, when you, God willing, are lumpy and old, you may find that the harshest judgments on your lives will be your own. And whether you admit it now or not, the only judgment that will matter, the only metric on which you can stake any real meaning for your lives is this: Did I leave the world better than I found it, or worse.

-American treasure, David Simon, from his grouchy commencement speech for the graduating class of his old high school.

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Quote of the day

“Deep inside, I am a lazy screw-up and I have developed this very elaborate construction to outwit that impulse.” 

-The highly successful Anthony Bourdain, on how he subdues his lazy nature. From this David Carr piece, on the occasion of Bourdain’s move to CNN.

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Quote of the day

“Everyone takes pause at 40. It’s the age you have to assess everything in your life. It’s the fictitious marker that’s always coming up when you’re young. The world really does look at you to kind of have it together by 40, and be successful by 40. Whatever success means. If you’re still really kind of a mess when you’re 40, then it’s, ‘Woo, boy, that’s a loser. That guy’s a loser.’”

- Writer/director Paul Feig, on turning 40, in a sweet EW piece about growing up

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Belated mother’s day quote of the day

Ah, shit, I still haven’t called my fucking Mom.  

Mom, Happy Mother’s Day.  I got fired.  

Yes, Mom. AGAIN.

- Dan Harmon, creator/ex-showrunner of community, in his blog post about how he got fired from community

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Steve Kerr editorial of the day

In a piece for Grantland, awesome white-person Steve Kerr convincingly breaks down why teenagers shouldn’t be allowed to play in the NBA.  Best pull-quote:

True story: I once had an extremely young teammate ask me when our Christmas break was. He then became visibly shocked and saddened after learning that we didn’t get to go home for a week or so. Another time, a different young player asked me how the NBA’s playoff format worked. We entered the first round of the postseason and he had no idea what “best of 5″ meant. These were players who were ready to be professional athletes?

Also,  all Kerr (a former GM, current TNT analyst and 15-year NBA veteran) has in his ‘author description’ is “Steve Kerr is a five-time NBA champion.” Baller.

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